I was walking down the street the other day with some friends and this hot girl walked by with an amazing ass.  I commented that I wanted to fuck it.  One of my friends who is married and a bit on the conservative side, asked me why so many guys like to fuck women in the ass these days.

My response was that most pussies aren’t worth fucking.

This response drew the most horrendous look, as he blurted out that “any pussy is good pussy” and that I must be a “faggot” to assert that most pussies aren’t worth fucking.

So I explained that men who don’t get laid a lot consider any pussy to be amazing pussy, just like someone who is dirt-poor would consider any steak to be a delicious steak.  For those of us who eat a lot of steaks, we’d rather eat a delicious piece of chicken then a bad steak.

Note: most chicken (unless it is Halal or from China) has no taste since Americans genetically-engineered all the chickens to be low fat and packed with meat and in the process reduced the taste to that of styrofoam.  BTW, I just realized I need to take a trip out to Kings Highway, Brooklyn to have some delicious Halal chicken!

So the thing with many pussies nowadays (especially in NYC) is that they are pretty unresponsive and devoid of energy.  You’d be better off fucking these women in the ass.  At least their asses are responsive and energetically alive.  Plus, when you cum in a woman’s ass your essence (semen) goes directly into the woman’s blood stream where you will be a part of her forever.  It’s pretty awesome, when you give it some thought.

Clearly I do.

Look, most women won’t hesitate to say that most dick is bad dick, so why shouldn’t it be the other way around as well?  When a guy’s dick is no good, the woman usually only wants oral.  Nobody seems to take issue with this, but when I suggest that most women around here are best fucked in their ass instead of their pussy people get all mad and shit.

So all the conspiracy-theorists need to stop blaming some Satanic conspiracy behind the pornography industry that is trying to “make everyone gay,” “degrade woman” or institutionalize “black magic” or some shit by constantly promoting the “eye of Horus” via “ritualistic” anal sex…

There are a lot simpler explanations for these cultural phenomenon.