The Story of Money Shot Pills

Pornstar Peter North ain't got nothing on me--and he doesn't need to have anything on you, either.

Listen...

Yesterday evening I walked into my favorite Japanese resaurant to find a surprise waiting for me. Mind you, I wasn't much in the mood for surprises yesterday as I hadn't eaten all day and I was like soooooo hungry. Nonetheless, the moment I stepped through that door, I instantly locked eyes with this gorgeous blond sitting in the corner before a half-eaten tray of sushi. Do you know this "eye lock" that I'm talking about? It's like two tigers, each delirious with hunger, running into the other and both thinking the other is a tasty gazelle!

So check this, the waitress felt the heat and tried directing me to the opposite end of the restaurant but I wasn't having none of that noise. Uh-uh. No way. I strode right on over, sat down at the table next to her and told that "cock-blocking" waitress to bring me my usual steak.

Now what this gorgeous blond and I talked about isn't important (e-mail me if you really want the details), but we went for a walk after dinner and eventually wound up at her door. I suggested she invite me in so that I could see some of her paintings. I mean look, nobody has a stereo these days so what am I going to ask to see her iPod? She accepted my suggestion, we went inside, and were making out within two minutes. One minute later she was already on her knees attempting to unbuckle my belt. I helped her out and put her to work.

She worked my pole with expert lips, never completely releasing the suction as her mouth went up and down my shaft like a piston...

...it wasn't long before I decided to let myself come. It just felt too good, and besides, in that moment I could see she was just so into the sheer conquest of it all. You know, let her humble me with the power of that mouth of hers--I'll conquer her other two holes with the power of my cock later. So as I was on the edge I just knew she was going to let me come in her mouth and I hoped to god that she was also the kind of girl who swallowed. Not just for my sake, but for hers as well. ;)

Then I exploded.

The first three blasts completely filled her mouth. She kept my cream in her cheeks to fight off her body's urge to swallow, and kept up the suction, apparently thinking it would all be over for me with another small spasm or two. Like so many who had gone down on me before her, she had also assumed that I was like every other man, and was now in for a messy wake-up call.

Her cheeks filled to capacity, my next blast left nowhere for an extra mouthfull of milk to go except down the hatch and she obviously wasn't having any of that! So she let out a gasp and burst the seal between her lips and my flesh. I quickly grasped my cock and continued to release manually--all over her face and tits! lack-jawed and drooling semen, she made a face like I had just splashed her with a glass of milk. I continued my ejaculation for what had to have been about seven more deep contractions as I aimed to totally empty my balls onto her pornstar-quality body.

"Oh my god..." she finally exclaimed, "What the fuck was that!?!"

Dude, I'm telling you--her face, tits and thighs were covered in cum and there were two big puddles of splooge on the hardwood floors. The best part of it was that she had been expecting a business associate to be dropping by at any minute and just wanted to give me a quick blowjob.

"Shit, he could be here at any minute," she stressed with a mix of horror and excitement.

"So? You've got paper towels, right?" was my smug reply.

I sat down on her couch and watched her rushing back and forth between her kitchen and her living room, giggling and wiping up all the mess. She was obviously in that state of shock and awe that only comes from experiencing a bukkake bath at the cock of just one man. LOL!

Shooting big loads has never been a problem for me. I'll go toe-to-toe against Peter North any day. And it isn't some genetic thing, either. You can do it too, because it has to do with a secret Chinese herbal formula more then anything else, and if you read on and take action, within a week you'll be sending me stories like the one above!

Now, it used to be that this secret Chinese herbal formula was hand-ground and put into capsules for me by a Chinese medical doctor who was also a friend (I think he got a vicarious thrill knowing that he was part of my crazy pick-up artist adventures) and fellow thrill-seeker. To be honest with you, I didn't believe that there would be any demand if I turned this formula into a product like Moneyshot®. I mean, only one of my friends shared my passion for bathing girls in male essence and the rest of our friends considered us degenerates. LOL!

Then one day I was invited as a guest to co-host Playboy Radio's "Afternoon Advice" show with super-sexy Tiffany Granath on SIRIUS. I had just written a book on male sexual health and was doing a radio tour. At one point in the show I happened to mention to a caller that he could increase his ejaculation volume by drinking a certain sports drink (see above). At that point the phone lines went out-of-control.

Plato Powers, Jack Lawrence, porn legend Christy Canyon and Jay Cataldo - author and relationship coach.

Tiffany said, "I think you've got your next product."

I sat on the fence for a while about it. Then they re-ran the show and people started flooding the station with calls again. The e-mails kept streaming into my inbox.

So I decided to make my personal formulation available to the public.

But it was a long road to get such a formulation to the public! I spent months researching manufacturers. I didn't want the formula made in China, because I had no way to guarantee the quality of the product. I like to be able to visit the factory--a factory where English is the native language and I hate the face that nothing seems to be made in the good ole' US of A anymore. Everything is outsourced it seems!

So eventually I found a fully-certified manufacturer in the United States with top production facilities and set out to mass-produce this formulation under the highest standards of quality control. The manufacturer warned me that some of these ingredients were hard to get and would sometimes run out due to the large quantities that I wanted produced, but I advised to blaze on with my dream.

I named it "MoneyShot®," the world's greatest semen-supercharger!

So how did I hook up with Jack Lawrence?

Well, one of my customers is porn star Frank Steedz.

Frank writes to me and says how much he loves my product, and that he is going to get the word out on how good it is. Some time later the legendary Jack Lawrence e-mails me and says that Frank Steedz is singing my praises. Now what I didn't realize at the time, is that Frank Steedz became a porn star because he purchased Jack Lawrence's 8+ hour DVD set, "Breaking Into Porn", so those two are tight.

Anyway, Jack says, "Sent me some samples and let me see if this stuff really works." So I send him a case. :) A few weeks later he e-mails me and says, "Holy shit, I used your product while on set all weekend and I kept having big pop shot after big pop shot!"

The rest is history.

Jack Lawrence with Plato Powers, CEO of Julien Marie Incorporated and Adult Novelty Kingpin on Dave Navarro's Spread TV.

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