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Pornstar Peter North ain't got nothing on
me--and he doesn't need to have anything on you, either.
Listen...
Yesterday evening I walked into my favorite Japanese resaurant to find
a surprise waiting for me. Mind you, I wasn't much in the mood for
surprises yesterday as I hadn't eaten all day and I was like soooooo
hungry. Nonetheless, the moment I stepped through that door, I
instantly locked eyes with this gorgeous blond sitting in the corner
before a half-eaten tray of sushi. Do you know this "eye lock" that I'm
talking about? It's like two tigers, each delirious with hunger,
running into the other and both thinking the other is a tasty gazelle!
So check this, the waitress felt the heat
and tried directing me to the opposite end of the restaurant
but I wasn't having none of that noise. Uh-uh. No way. I strode right
on over, sat down at the table next to her and told that
"cock-blocking" waitress to bring me my usual steak.
Now what this gorgeous blond and I talked
about isn't important (e-mail me if you really want the details), but
we went for a walk after dinner and eventually wound up at her door. I
suggested she invite me in so that I could see some of her paintings. I
mean look, nobody has a stereo these days so what am I going to ask to
see her iPod? She accepted my suggestion, we went inside, and were
making out within two minutes. One minute later she was already on her
knees attempting to unbuckle my belt. I helped her out and put her to
work.
She worked my pole with expert lips, never completely releasing the
suction as her mouth went up and down my shaft like a piston...
...it wasn't long before I decided to let myself come. It just felt too
good, and besides, in that moment I could see she was just so into the
sheer conquest of it all. You know, let her humble me with the power of
that mouth of hers--I'll conquer her other two holes with the power of
my cock later. So as I was on the edge I just knew she was
going to let me come in her mouth and I hoped to god that she was also
the kind of girl who swallowed. Not just for my sake, but for hers as
well. ;)
Then I exploded.
The first three blasts completely filled her mouth. She kept my cream
in her cheeks to fight off her body's urge to swallow, and kept up the
suction, apparently thinking it would all be over for me with another
small spasm or two. Like so many who had gone down on me before her,
she had also assumed that I was like every other man, and was now in
for a messy wake-up call.
Her cheeks filled to capacity, my next blast left nowhere for an extra
mouthfull of milk to go except down the hatch and she obviously wasn't
having any of that! So she let out a gasp and burst the seal between
her lips and my flesh. I quickly grasped my cock and continued to
release manually--all over her face and tits! lack-jawed and drooling
semen, she made a face like I had just splashed her with a glass of
milk. I continued my ejaculation for what had to have been about seven
more deep contractions as I aimed to totally empty my balls onto her
pornstar-quality body.
"Oh my god..." she finally exclaimed, "What
the fuck was that!?!"
Dude, I'm telling you--her face, tits
and thighs were covered in cum and there were two big puddles of
splooge on the hardwood floors. The best part of it was that she had
been expecting a business associate to be dropping by at any minute and
just wanted to give me a quick blowjob.
"Shit, he could be here at any minute," she
stressed with a mix of horror and excitement.
"So? You've got paper towels, right?" was my smug reply.
I sat down on her couch and watched her rushing back and forth between
her kitchen and her living room, giggling and wiping up all the mess.
She was obviously in that state of shock and awe that only comes from
experiencing a bukkake bath at the cock of just one man. LOL!
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Shooting big loads has never been a
problem for me. I'll go toe-to-toe against Peter North any day. And
it isn't some genetic thing, either. You can do it too, because it
has to do with what I eat and drink more then anything, and if you
read on and take action, within a week you'll be sending me
stories like the one above!
So what do I eat and drink?
1. The first thing I do is I eat a fistfull of wolfberries (lycium
fruit) every day. You can get them cheap at your local Chinatown, or
spend a little more for the organic variety online.
2. The second thing I do is I take a trip to my local GNC or wherever
bodybuilding products are sold and I purchase a bottled drink like
"Blue Thunder" or "Extreme XXL" by American Bodybuilding Products which
I drink a few hours before any sexual encounter. If you
can't find these two winners, I suggest you look for a drink with a
large amount of whey protein. High carbs and "anabolic activators" are
also great but I know that a lot of guys don't want the excess
calories. I happen to be quite skinny (@ 6'2" & 170lbs.) so it
don't hurt for me to get in a few extra carbs, you know? ;)
The third and final thing I do is consume MoneyShot® (2
pills, twice a day). Now, MoneyShot® started out life in a
very humble incarnation as a special herbal blend that was
hand-ground and put into capsules for me by a Chinese medical doctor
who was also a friend (I think he got a vicarious thrill knowing that
he was part of my crazy pick-up artist adventures).
To be honest with you, I didn't believe that there would be any demand
for a product like this.
I mean, only one of my friends shares my passion for bathing girls in
male essence and the rest of our friends consider us degenerates. LOL!
Then one day I was invited as a guest to
co-host Playboy Radio's "Afternoon Advice" show with super-sexy Tiffany
Granath on SIRIUS. I had just written a book on male sexual health and
was doing a radio tour. At one point in the show I happened to mention
to a caller that he could increase his ejaculation volume by drinking a
certain sports drink (see above). At that point the phone lines went
out-of-control.
Tiffany said, "I think you've got your next product."
I sat on the fence for a while about it. Then they re-ran the show and
people started flooding the station with calls again. The e-mails kept
streaming into my inbox.
So I decided to make my personal formulation available to the public.
But it was a long road to get such a
formulation to the public! I spent months researching manufacturers. I
didn't want the formula made in China, because I had no way to
guarantee the quality of the product. I like to be able to visit the
factory--a factory where English is the native language and I hate the
face that nothing seems to be made in the good ole' US of A anymore.
Everything is outsourced it seems!
So eventually I found a fully-certified
manufacturer in the United States with top production facilities and
set out to mass-produce this formulation under the highest standards of
quality control. The manufacturer warned me that some of these
ingredients were hard to get and would sometimes run out due to the
large quantities that I wanted produced, but I advised to blaze on with
my dream.
I named it "MoneyShot®," the world's greatest
semen-supercharger!
So how did I hook up with Jack Lawrence?
Well, one of my customers is porn star Frank Steedz.
Frank writes to me and says how much he loves
my product, and that he is going to get the
word out on how good it is. Some time later
the legendary Jack Lawrence e-mails me and says
that Frank Steedz is singing my praises. Now
what I didn't realize at the time, is that Frank
Steedz became a porn star because he purchased
Jack Lawrence's 8+ hour DVD set, "Breaking
Into Porn", so those two are tight.
Anyway, Jack says, "Sent me some samples
and let me see if this stuff really works." So I send him a case. :) A
few weeks later he e-mails me and says, "Holy shit, I used your product
while on set all weekend and I kept having big pop shot after big pop
shot!"
The rest is history.

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INGREDIENTS (Proprietary Blend)
Shorthomed Epimedium herb
(Horny Goat Weed)
Prepared Rehmannia root
(Chinese Foxglove)
Barbary Wolfberry fruit
(Fructus Lycii)
Chinese angelica
(Radix Angelicae Sinensis)
Licorice root
(Radix Glycyrrhizae)
Dipsacus root
(Radix Dipsaci)
Chinese Magnolcavine fruit
(Schisandra chinensis)
Plantain seed
(Semen plantaginis)
Cornu Cervi Pantotrichum
(Pilose antler)
Now these tablets are made in the U.S.A.
with the finest of herbs. This is NOT some poison crap from China
that contains toxic metals and it is NOT some illegal junk from Mexico
that is unethically sprayed down with generic sildenafil citrate
(pathetic) to make it work. Trust me, I pop MoneyShot© like
candy myself and I only put the good stuff in my own body!
Let me guess--you've never seen any of these ingredients in my
competitor's products! Then again, I get e-mails all the time from
people who've tried the competition and found the pills didn't do
squat. Anyway, check
out some of the research on the ingredients in MoneyShot©:
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| YES, I AM READY TO SHOOT MONSTER
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Mind you, I feel obligated to warn you that
MoneyShot® won't work for everybody. Yes, I just can't
figure it out but I've had one person e-mail me after a month of taking
2 pills twice per day to say it just wasn't working for him. So if you
are in this small percentage of folks, I'll refund your money. Don't
worry about it. :)
Look, you know how they say you never get a second chance to make a
first impression, right? See, every man has his way of leaving a
lasting first impression on a new lover. Maybe he knows that he has the
biggest cock she's ever seen? Maybe he owns stock in Viagra? Maybe
he'll try and impress her with his oral skills?
That's all very nice.
But imagine when she tells all her friends (and you know how
girls tell their girlfriends everything ) how you filled her
with so much spunk she thought she'd been gangbanged?
I am looking forward to your stories.
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CHECK OUT THESE
CRAZY AUDIO TESTIMONIALS! |
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"MoneyShot®! Yea, Yea more pills.
I just bought the damn bottle to get Plato to shut up about the
product. Since I am an extremist, I started popping about 8-10 pills a
day, I didn't jerk off for 48 hrs and ran a test run on a booty call of
mine, 'backburner chick #2.' Oh my, my for a 40 year old I shot a load
like a dumb ass 22 year old; there was so much cum, I could have
spawned a whole legion of illegitimate bastards."
Kevin, New York City
"I've been taking MoneyShot® for
about a week now, and I was excited to see how my new girl would
respond to it. All I can say is, wow! I literally covered her entire
torso as she looked on in amazement. 'Oh my God. That's a LOT,' she
said. I knew she was totally impressed, and what made it even better is
that she was afraid to move even an inch because the slightest movement
would have sent my reservoir of splooge plummeting towards her brand
new sheets. As I looked down upon my motionless and very satisfied
girl, all I could think to myself was, 'MoneyShot® is paralyzing!'
And the best thing is, I wasn't even taking the other supplements that
are recommended to complement it. MoneyShot® works just fine on
it's own, but I'm looking forward to following the directions to the
letter for the full effect. Thanks for putting together an awesome
product."
Jason C., New Jersey
"Plato what the hell is in those
pills? I followed the directions on the bottle and took MoneyShot®
for only 2 days. First thing I noticed was I had an erection at night
when I was sleeping and I haven't had that in 15 years. I didn't know
how to handle that so I went to a fuckbuddy's house and screwed her and
when I came my erection didn't go down so I kept fucking and came
again. I couldn't see the size of my load in the dark but I came hard
with many contractions. The bird was just happy that I fucked her so
much so thanks for that amazing product of yours."
Barry M, Seattle
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Expensive, but it works!!!

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There is no mention of how long before I
can see results!
Ok, if you follow the instructional brochure that is included with your
order to the letter, you can see results in a few days.
The doseage is a bit vague. 4 per day? It's
sort of implied but not directly stated. What about more or less per
day? Does the order include any direction on this?
The dosage is 4 per day. If you take more, you'll make more ejaculate
but 4 per day is optimal.
I HATE spam. If I order, how much shit will I
have to go through to clean my mailbox?
Shit, I am so damn lazy you'll only hear from me if I have something
truly kick-ass to tell you--like if I discover a way to enlarge the
penis that actually works, and doesn't damage your cock in the process.
Nothing against you personally, but how do I
know my credit card info is really safe?
Your credit card info is as safe on this site as it is on any other.
Actually, it is safer. What? Do you think I am going to take your
credit card number and buy Plasma TVs for all my bukkake babes so they
can watch videos of me cumming all over them? Hey, that's not a bad
idea...
Can I order your product via telephone since
I don't like to use my credit card on the internet?
Yes, you can e-mail
customer support and we will call you back and take your order over
the phone.
Is 1-bottle really a one-month supply?
Yes, it is.
I am interested in your product, but would
like to know the ingredients.
A proprietary blend of Shorthomed Epimedium herb, Prepared Rehmannia
root, Barbary Wolfberry fruit, Chinese angelica, Licorice root,
Dipsacus root, Chinese Magnolcavine fruit, Plantain seed, and Cornu
Cervi Pantotrichum.
Isn't 4 pills a day a lot of pills?
If you think 4 pills a day is a lot of pills then it will be--however,
one of the reasons many herbal supplements fail to help people is due
to the inability to get enough of the herbs into their bodies with
dosages of 1-2 capsules a day.
Are there side-effects from the pills?
Aside from having a sack full of nut ready to bust? Nope, there are no
negative side-effects from this product. However, you should always
consult with your physician before taking any nutritional
supplementation.
I live in South Africa or Dubai or any place
outside of the United States. Do you ship there?
We ship anywhere but Germany, which has very strict laws about
nutritional supplementation. For example, in Germany you need a
doctor's prescription to purchase Vitamin C!
I ordered pills, how long 'till delivery?
All orders are shipped USPS first class or USPS Priority (depending on
quantity) ASAP. Sometimes there are delays due to demand.
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