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September 25th, 2011 Posted in Uncategorized

So I went for a walk late last night thinking about new ways to increase semen volume and get it up into and all over a greater number of females, when I ran across this repulsive sight:

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What a bunch of tools.  I first caught sight of them in front of me by k-town.  I followed them, in an attempt to snap the perfect pic of them.  I wanted to shoot them in a wavy procession, and call it: “March of the Beta Males” but it was like they knew they were being photographed and their natural defenses kicked in.  Seriously though, take a moment to “take in” just how lame they are.  As I believe Roissy once pointed out, it’s bad enough to wear an alpha male’s name on your back.  No dignity.  But then your existential anxiety is so great you need to get together with more guys as pathetic as you are and parade around the city at night?

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I couldn’t resist photographing them.  Cell phone cameras have gotten so good, it makes blogging easy.  Just take a pic and write some shit about it.

Here is another winner I snapped:

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I don’t think I need to say much about this picture, other then Americans have gotten so fucking fat, fashion designers have become forced to kow-tow to them.  If you are a woman or a man, nothing hurts your chances with the opposite sex like being fat.  The good news, is that it doesn’t take much to lost the weight.  All you have to do is modify your diet.

The only way to lose weight is to eat less.  The less calories you take in on a daily basis, the more weight you lose.  It doesn’t matter where the calories come from.  But so that you stay strong and healthy and don’t suffer cravings, you need to consume food with the most nutritional value.  In other words:  The food you consume should have the most vitamins and minerals in it – combined with the least amount of calories.  To achieve this goal, meat and vegetables are always your best choices.  This is why primal and paleo diets are so successful.  The problem with carbs is that carbs have the most calories and the least amount of vitamins and minerals.  Back in the day this wasn’t the case.  Wheat was actually full of protein and valuable vitamins.  But these days forget about it!

Sugar is a totally different story.  While sugar is technically a carb, it is really a poison and should be avoided at all costs.  I have found that the best way to get sugar out of  your diet is to kill all the parasites in your body that demand it.  If you didn’t have parasites in your body, you would have no interest in sugar.  Hard to believe, but they actually give you your cravings for sugar.

The weather in NYC sucks so much ass.  It’s always 100% humidity here.  An oppressed, choked sky.  It’s like almost October and once again we’ve been cheated out of a fall.



Plato Powers writes regularly about anything that involves men's sexual health and all the adventures that a homosapien male encounters in his everyday life.

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