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February 12th, 2012 Posted in Uncategorized

It’s funny writing about shit like sperm count every fucking day. I’m about to head downtown and meet a friend of mine to see that American version of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

Personally, I think wearing a dragon tattoo makes someone a bit of a tool. If it is true that we are all slaves of some reptilian race like David Icke suggests (jus’ hypothesizing!), then it is pretty toolish to sport such artwork on your body. Even more toolish then wearing a watch to show the world you are a slave to time (even though we all are, there is no point bragging about it), although perhaps less toolish then wearing a sports team jersey with another man’s name on it.

I philosophize about more then just male potency you know!  Like the other day when the superbowl was over and the Giants won, all these mofos be screaming about it for like 1 hour straight in the streets outside.  But if you listen really carefully, all you’ll hear is screaming.  And if you listen even harder, you’ll start to feel that the screaming has nothing to do with the Giants, but they are screaming because of the horror of their own existence.  It’s pretty terrifying the moment you know that.



Plato Powers writes regularly about anything that involves men's sexual health and all the adventures that a homosapien male encounters in his everyday life.

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