So I’m headed out in January to the AVN and all the other shows they have there at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino to peddle my penis pills. I look forward to it, as I haven’t been on the show circuit in like 2 years due to injury and familial health concerns.
On another level I am also apprehensive about it because going to those shows overcharges my erectile function as I want to fuck all the hot girls everywhere. Well, maybe not ALL, but quite a few. Some of the famous female stars are kinda’ gross and fake in person.
Nonetheless, I’m back in the saddle and we shall see what happens. I want to go watch that movie “Priest” right now and drink a Bitburger. Bitburger has the best can design in the world of beer. Take a look:
I’m also excited because by the time the show rolls around my braces will be off. They will be off in 4 weeks actually and then my teeth will be super-beautiful. They were always straight but I had a monster overbite which needed correcting.
When the braces come off it will be a big self-esteem boost because I don’t hit on as many women as I normally would because I am self-conscious. Having braces really gives women an excuse to reject you. They aren’t fucking cool at all, even though I have the clear ones.
Like today this woman came up to me on the street and she wanted to be hit on, but I was like wow wait until she sees me open my mouth to talk. Plus, my mouth is all tied up with rubber bands for the last 4 weeks. So I did nothing. *sigh*
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