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January 29th, 2012 Posted in Uncategorized

I just watched some porn before going out for the night. After I let myself ejaculate, I stumbled across this video via Facebook:

A lot of people love watching this crap instead of figuring out ways to increase ejaculate and get some balls. Most of them, sadly, are haters who don’t really appreciate the message these stars are sending you: if you don’t like your looks, get some plastic surgery! Instead of reflecting on how miraculous it is that we can make ugly people beautiful, we pine about how shallow we are. No need to pine when there is plastic surgery!

This comes up for me because the other night I was at a party and there was this 65-year old woman there who was retardedly hot. Face was hot, body was slamming… clearly she spent a lot of time on diet and exercise and had the best plastic surgeon in town. I asked her what her secret was, and she replied: “Two words Plato – Weight Watchers.” No fucking joke. She continued, “Look around the room at all these women. They are all too fat. They wonder why they don’t have a man – why nobody wants them… look at how they are dressed? Girls who aren’t thin should not be wearing that stuff.”

I wish the young girls would listen to the old pros because she was 100%.


Plato Powers writes regularly about anything that involves men's sexual health and all the adventures that a homosapien male encounters in his everyday life.

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