So I just landed at JFK airport a few hours ago and I am so happy to be back in New York City I increase sperm just by setting foot on the sacred Manhattan concrete.  I thought I was headed into LaGuardia but I said to myself: “Wow we are making a real straight-line path to it over the Rockaways.” Until I realized we were landing in JFK.  Oh well… I prefer landing in JFK because there is always room to land and you don’t have to circle about Manhattan – although the view can be really nice if the weather is clear.  Even better, is that you can get back into Manhattan from JFK faster and cheaper then from LaGuardia, if you can believe it!  All you need to do is take the SkyTrain (or whatever that monorail is called) to the LIRR and then hop the train (as opposed to the slow-ass subway) which will take you right into Penn Station.  From there it is an easy walk to my house.  The cost is less then $10, there is no waiting and plenty of room.  I think it takes 45 minutes from de-boarding to walk into my front door.  Nice!  Plus, the train station – like the monorail, is brand new and a pleasure to use although the LIRR station is kinda’ ominous.

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