Home > Getting whacked in the balls doesn’t assist with volume increase.

December 8th, 2011 Posted in Uncategorized

Because my sack is always angling for a volume increase, today I purchased these for when I train MMA:

Injuring the boys just damn sucks and the other day I injured my left testicle a bit because I had a cup that tended to move around.  Yikes!  I’m sure you can figure out what happened!  Anyway, things should be okay and today I ordered this.

My braces come off on Tuesday so I’ve got like 5 dates lined up and I ordered one of these today for when I go on dates so that when I am making out with some chick I can pin her up against the wall or whatever and force her to cum.  When you combine the extreme dominance of a forced public orgasm with the pleasure of the orgasm itself women are putty in your hands – ready for you to drop male big load into their mouths.

So I’m just getting ready for the entertainment to begin. Today sort of sucks as it is rainy and hot in NYC and it is fucking December. I have a nice coat I want to wear which is very Mystery-esque. All I need is a pair of goggles.

Otherwise, my workout program is moving along nicely as I am doing the 5/3/1 method made famous by the guys over at EliteFTS.  I am modifying it slightly by training each body part 1x every 9 days instead of 1x every 7 days, and of course on the set I go “all out” I am often turning it into a drop-set and doing negatives with the help of my training partner when continuing to drop the weight would produce diminishing returns.



Plato Powers writes regularly about anything that involves men's sexual health and all the adventures that a homosapien male encounters in his everyday life.

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