I always maintain that the best way to improve sperm count is with a real live woman, but what if you are in prison? This dude came up with the most brilliant rubber-glove origami move I’ve ever seen:

I almost want to make one of these things, but I am too busy. Plus, I have been given 3 Fleshlights in my life as presents, and the only one I actually liked was the original one. What I hate about those things is that they suck to clean. The first one I had, I used it and sealed it shut and put it in a drawer for like 4 months. Totally forgot about it. Then one day I find it, open it up – and talk about ways to increase semen: there was like some biohazard bacteriological fungi that had erupted from the base like a volcano of evil. It was different colors and shit. I was so terrified I threw it down the compactor chute. If only I had made a youtube video of it, I would have like 10,000,000 views. I could slap my website URL at the bottom of the frame, and I could probably make a pretty penny in sales from it.

Anyway, so that’s the story!

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