Despite the fact that Heidi Klum once boasted that her attraction for Seal was based on his natural male enhancement, watch this interview with Seal and tell me he is not a raging homosexual:

Look at his effeminate mannerisms! He crosses his legs like a woman, paints his nails, and speaks like the tooth fairy! He is talking this shit like “We grew apart.” Yeah, I guess he woke up and realized he was gay. It’s gotta’ suck to be Heidi… As beautiful as she once was, she still couldn’t keep her man from jumping on the “Down-Low Express.”

Heidi is a stupid broad from a hick town in Germany who has totally played herself. Luckily, she’s got a lot of money because she’s hit the wall and her sexual market value is pretty much close to zero now.