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If you're like me, you want it all for your dick. You want a large, throbbing cock that will turn pussy walls into ground zero. You want shimmering, splooge filled ejaculations that will eat holes in your walls. You want to increase sperm levels in your body to the point that, when you shoot your load in a girls mouth, she can feel them moving in her stomach. Well I've tried everything to make this a reality, and some things worked better than others.

I started out by ordering those pills that make your cock bigger. I ordered them and took them like I was supposed to, but i'm not so sure my dick grew at all. I was expecting my bird to turn into a chicken-hawk. Sadly this wasn't the case. I called a doctor and asked him about it and he said that the product in question has a disclaimer and doesn't exactly promise to make your dick grow. I was like 'what the fuck!?'. Why tell people that their dicks are gonna turn into anacondas when you know damn well they'll be the same garter snakes they've always been? I decided there was no way my dick was going to double in size unless I tied a rubber band around my dick head and suspended small weights from it and walked around with a Master Lock hanging from my junk. I didn't have the time or the patience, so I just decided to work on a way to increase sperm and/or semen levels. If I couldn't have a dick like a porn star, I figured that maybe I could come like one.

I looked around and I found a product called MoneyShot. MoneyShot is a that uses natural herbs that increase the amount of jizz that comes out of your cock when you blow a load. There were other products that were similar, but MoneyShot was the only one that had a guarantee without any bullshit fine print or disclaimers like those cock sucking dick growing pill motherfuckers. All the same, I was still skeptical to the claims that MoneyShot can and will increase sperm and semen levels to the point where you'd be able to feed a family of four living below the poverty level, with Dad and Brother even being able to have seconds!

I ordered the pills and popped a couple. Then I set out to see just how much MoneyShot was going to make me come, and increase sperm. I called up my ex. We had a bad break-up but we are still friends. Everytime she gets mad at her boyfriend, she'll come over and fuck me stupid for a night. Anyways, I called her up and her boyfriend was out of town. I think he's actually getting some on the side himself. Who can blame him, she's a last ditch effort booty call with mediocre tits and a sagging ass. She'll do ass to mouth, though, and that's mighty admirable in my book. Anyway, I was fucking her in the ass real good-like, and she was loving it. Finally, the time came to splooge, and so I stuck my dick in her mouth. As she was tasting her own shit on my cock, I let loose. It was unreal. Whereas I would normally shoot out one or two decent streams, I just felt my dick unloading and unloading. It was insane! What was funny was you could see her taking the load, and as it kept coming, you could see her eyes widen in surprise and horror! Let me just say that from that day on, I've been a regular MoneyShot customer. I recommend you give it a try, you'll be astonished at the levels of come that will fly out of your cock!