I was visiting a friend of mine named Earl. Earl and I have been best friends for as long as I can remember. He and his wife Cara are among the finest people on the face of the earth and I'm proud that I know them both. I hadn't seen Earl in a while, however, because he had been depressed. He and Cara were trying unsuccessfully to have a child, and it wasn't going so well. They were spending shit tons of money on fertility treatment specialists and nothing was happening in their favor. Earl was on these pills that are supposed to increase sperm motility but nothing was happening. Anyways, like I said, I hadn't heard from them in a while and so when they called me up and invited me to dinner I was more than happy to oblige.

When I showed up, I instantly knew something was different. Earl and Carla had been down in the dumps for quite a while, because of the whole infertility thing. However, tonight their faces were beaming. I asked Earl what was going on and he told me that he and Cara were expecting. We laughed and hugged and it was wonderful. Cara almost cried. I could have sworn Earl even came close to tearing up a little himself. I asked him if it was those pills he was taking that increase sperm motility. He told me that it wasn't. I wondered if they had maybe had some in vitro procedure, or something along those lines, but then Earl directed me to his room.

He showed me a bottle of pills called MoneyShot Pills. I had never heard of them and I asked him what they were. He told me that they were a natural supplement that used the power of herbs to increase the amount of semen that is produced and expelled when a man ejaculates. I didn't quite understand what he meant by that. I asked him if his fertility specialist recommended these pills. He said she hadn't. As a matter of fact, all the stuff she told him to do, like change his diet, or take pills that increase sperm motility, proved futile. He had stumbled upon these MoneyShot Pills while surfing the web, and he took them on a whim. The next thing he knew, he and Cara were pregnant with child.

I asked how a supplement that makes you come more can make you have a higher sperm count. He explained that, since sperm live in the semen, when you produce more semen than the body is expected to, naturally more sperm is going to be a byproduct of that. It made sense, but then I was intrigued by another prospect.

I had always wondered what it was like to come like you'll see the porn stars do in their movies. I asked him if it was really like that and he just smiled. He told me to hold out my hand, and as I did, he dumped three tablets into my palm. He told me to take them on my way home after dinner.

Dinner came and went and it was fantastic. As I was riding home, I was reaching into my pocket to grab my smokes. I found the pills and I thought about taking them. I don't need to increase sperm motility, but it sure as hell wouldn't hurt to come more. I popped them and came home. I told my wife the good news about Earl and Cara, and she too was excited. All that baby talk actually made us a little horny, so we had sex. After about ten minutes, I pulled out of her to shoot my wad. Friends...let me tell you; I have never came like that before in my life. My wife was astonished and thought I was possessed by the devil. I explained to her about MoneyShot, and she immediately told me to go online and order more. I have since been taking MoneyShot every day and I have no desire to stop, EVER!