I was talking to a friend of mine who was researching the internet looking for a way to increase sperm count. He and his wife were trying to get pregnant, and although her lady parts were all in order, my buddy just didn't have what it took to deliver that one two sperm punch into her eggs. So, I was consoling this poor prick as he was checking out fertility specialists, medications, procedures, and a whole clusterfuck of options on how to increase sperm count.

I, personally, have no problem with my sperm. If I wanted to get a girl pregnant, you'd better believe she'd have triplets. I'm more fertile than mesopatamia. I usually double bag my shit when I'm fucking a bitch because I am just not ready for a child. For one, I'm a selfish prick, and for another, I just don't think a kid should have to have a guy like me as a dad. Plus, while I would be changing his or her shit filled diapers, I'd be thinking about all the strange tail I could be plowing. I probably would pound the infant into the changing table with my fists repeatedly until it was a puddle of goo and newly formed bones.

Anyways, my buddy was telling me about all the trouble he had been going through, while looking for something to up his sperm count. I felt for the guy, I really did. I may not like kids but I do think it is an awful shame to want something so bad and not be able to have it. Especially when you see a bunch of other less deserving fucks walking around with something most of them don't even particularly care for. Anyways, he had filled me in on this product he was trying that actually was helping him increase his sperm. It was some supplement called MoneyShot. I wasn't paying very much attention at first, because I didn't care for a product that could increase sperm count. If anything, I'd like to avoid something like that at all costs, but then he went on to describe what this product actually was.

My friend told me that MoneyShot Pills is a supplement that increases the amount of semen you produce. Now there was something that I thought could really appeal to a guy like me. I love porn, and I love seeing the big name stars blast steamy loads of man milk onto enormous fake breasts. When I realized that I too may have the ability to shoot ridiculous-sized blasts of guy goo onto my girlfriends, I almost did a double take. I decided to take a risk on something that could increase sperm count for the ability to come like a mammoth.

I ordered a batch myself and went to the club. I managed to find a girl who was just drunk enough to find me attractive, but just conscious enough so that I wouldn't be raping her. I took her home and we had some fairly uneventful drunk sex. I pulled out of her and I started stroking my dick, waiting to shoot it onto her tits. Finally, when it came out, there was this enormous blast of kid concentrate that showered the living hell out of her chest. There was so much come that her tits like like the alps. I sprayed several ropey, strong arcs that even hit the wall behind us. I was even a little scared, but you'd better believe that after that night, I have not put down the MoneyShot pills. Friends, if you're anything like me, and you love the idea of blowing your load like Peter North, do yourself a favor and do what I did. Pick up a bottle of MoneyShot and see where it takes you!