I was having some beers with a few buddies of mine this past weekend. We usually get together so that we can be ourselves without our wives and girlfriends around. This is where we let loose and say the things that we really want to say. Most of this talk, of course, is centered around porn and sex.

My friend Aiden was talking about how he wishes he could invent a pill that makes your balls grow bigger. He said that with all these pills out there that increase sperm volume, or make your dick grow bigger, or make your dick harder, someone with a ball pill would be a billionaire overnight. We laughed and someone, i forgot who, said that most guys probably don't want huge balls. It would make it much harder to find decent fitting pants, and it would probably make your dick look smaller. That's how the subject turned to dick size and the pills that promise to increase them.

I asked everybody if they had ever taken any of those new pills on the market that make your dick huge. Everyone said no, but my friend Paul said that he had bought pills to increase sperm volume and was offered a free trial of those dick-growing pills. He refused it because it has been proven that those pills don't actually work. That is when Aiden told us that he was going to dedicate his life to making a dick growing pill that actually works. I think he has his hands full, but if he pulls it off, then he'll have his hands REALLY full!

As we were going on and on about all these different kinds of pills that are supposed to affect your junk, my friend Dan asked us if any of us had ever heard of 'volume pills'. We all shook our heads, because none of us really had ever heard of such a thing. Paul asked if it was just another name for the pills that increase sperm volume, and Dan said that these were a completely different animal. These pills, he claimed, actually increased the amount of come that comes out whenever you bust a nut. We all laughed because we thought we was full of shit. Dan typically is full of shit about seventy five percent of the time.

Dan went on, though. He told us about this company called MoneyShot pills, and about how they use these natural herbs that are proven to increase semen content in your ball sack to unheard of levels. He told us that he actually tried the stuff and it worked like a charm. He actually had been ordering it for a month at that point. We still doubted him but he went on so convincingly that I couldn't help but be intrigued. We carried on for the rest of the night, laughing and joking about other shit, but when I went home I looked up MoneyShot on the internet and decided to give it a shot. I figured why the fuck not? If they didn't work for me, I'd just pawn them off on Dan.

I got my shipment in the mail, and by that point I had actually forgotten about them. I had the day off from work, though, and so I popped a few and decided to jerk off a couple of hours later. I wish I could describe exactly how much semen came out of my fucking cock. When I busted, my dick just kept pumping and pumping come like I had slit a major spunk artery. I knew right then that Dan wasn't full of shit, and I called him up and told him all about it. We laughed and talked for ten more minutes as he described to me the faces of some of the girls he's nutted onto, and the mixture of surprise, joy, shock, and manmilk on their faces.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who sought out how to increase sperm volume, or how to raise semen levels, but now that I've been taking MoneyShot, I see no feasible way of ever going back to the way I used to come.