Why we come:

We all know that coming feels great. It is the cornerstone of the male orgasm, and it is just plain wonderful. We'll sit alone in a dark room and beat our cocks for hours on end day after day just to feel that climax. We'll take a random girl home just so that we can experience that old-time feeling with a complete stranger. Who knows? Maybe she'll come too! But do we really know the true reason why we as humans even have the ability to come? Do these words mean anything to you?: Spermatazoa, motility of sperm, ejaculatory fluids, precum? Why don't we educate ourselves a little on why God gave us the ability to jizz in the first place.

When we have sex, sometimes we use a condom. Sometimes our partners use birth control. There are all kinds of contraceptives that are used in order to keep us from having a child. These include but are not limited to: sponges, condoms, spermicidal lube, spermicidal condoms (for those who REALLY don't want a kid), birth control pills, intrauterine devices...the list goes on and on. But becoming pregnant is actually the only reason that we are even supposed to come! Our biological functions make it so that we come into a woman, and, hopefully, if the motility of sperm that we call ours is on the mark, we will send our little soldiers into the ovaries, where they will create a child, in the most miraculous act known to man, though also one of the most avoided.

When we ejaculate, sperm comes out of us. As a matter of fact, our semen is nothing more than a vessel for our sperm. Sure, its great to shoot it onto girls, or to watch them swallow it, sometimes playing with it in their mouths before they down it, but the come is not just some byproduct of fucking. If anything, fucking is a byproduct of come! And come itself is a byproduct of sperm! Semen is made up of sugars, enzymes, fructose, and protein, among other things, and it is this way because that is the environment that sperm need to thrive. When we blow our load, we are shooting out two hundred million of these little bastards. One would think that would be plenty, but there are no strength in numbers when it comes to these little buggers. They are so weak and fragile that the slightest change of anything from the norm can kill them faster than a knife wound from an ex professional football star.

You can clearly see why a man with a lower than average sperm count has extreme difficulties when it comes to knocking up a girl, if he so desires. If that weren't bad enough, there is also the matter of the motility of sperm. Not only are sperm weak, but they can be fairly stupid too. They can have trouble swimming, either by going too slow, or even taking the wrong path! Motility of sperm is just a complicated way of judging how talented your sperm are at swimming properly up and into the fertilized egg that is supposed to be their destination. This is why even a man with a relatively high sperm count can still have trouble with conception. He has more than enough sperm, but they are all so incredibly retarded that they're banging into the sides of his dickhole until they die.

For men with motility issues, there is little that can be done. However, if a man simply suffers from a lower than average sperm count, he can take a product like MoneyShot Pills. MoneyShot is an all natural supplement that uses the latest in herb-related research to allow your body to produce far more semen than it is able to itself. It goes without saying that more semen means more sperm being pumped into the girl who is probably getting pretty tired of you disappointing her month after month with no child. MoneyShot may be the thing that keeps her from dropping your sorry ass and hooking up with Paco, the nineteen year old gardener who can get a girl pregnant just by staring into her eyes. Take MoneyShot and tell Paco to go fuck himself!