I was chatting with a lady friend of mine the other day. We somehow got onto the subject of male fertility supplements. She was telling me that she and her husband had been trying to have a child for a while. They were confused and concerned when each month passed with no blessings. Finally they had to come to terms with the fact that one or both of them may be infertile. They went to a fertility specialist and, after spending shit tons of money, they realized that her husband was to blame. They prescribed him some male fertility supplements and that should have been case closed. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case.

A few months passed and still no pregnancy. She went on and on, and by this point I was getting kind of bored, so I just stared at her tits for a while. I imagined her ovulating and fucking her husband nonstop, trying desperately to have a child but to no avail. I imagined me knocking her up, and then shuddered. I finally started paying attention when she mentioned a product called MoneyShot Pills. I heard the term 'money shot', and my interest piqued. For those who aren't well versed in pornography like myself, the money shot is the name for when the man ejaculates onto the woman. Usually he comes on her breasts, or her face, and the ass cheeks every now and then. When a gangbang is involved, there's no telling where the come will go.

I asked her about this so called MoneyShot Pills thing. She told me that it is a fairly new product in a line of 'volume pills', which uses herbs that naturally raise the amount of semen that your body produces. Her husband was looking into it because it can help raise the level of sperm that comes out. This only makes sense, because with a higher volume of semen being sprayed out of your cock, it is only natural that you will have more sperm going up into the womb. Well, they had tried the male fertility supplements and they didn't work, and so they were excited about MoneyShot. I, too was excited about MoneyShot, but it had nothing to do with raising my sperm levels.

Ever since I was a kid, I was obsessed with porn. I love everything about it. I love the beautiful women that are willing to do the most disgusting and degrading things in order to make me come. I love the bad acting and ridiculous dialogue. I love gangbangs, I love bukakke, I love fisting, I love DVDA, I love creampies, footfucking, eeling, gagging, you name it, i've beat off to it. I love how, when it comes time for the release, the man will unload mind-boggling amounts of semen onto the fine piece of ass he just ravaged. I always wanted to be able to do that, but I never thought it was possible. But, after hearing my lady friend talk about MoneyShot and trying to use it to replace male fertility supplements, I knew that I had to use it to my own benefit.

I scooped up a bottle online at moneyshotpills.com and I popped a couple. I didn't want to fuck a girl right away because I wanted to test this stuff out. I sat in my room and turned on a dvd of Kelly Wells taking two cocks up the ass. It didn't take long. Within a minute I was coming. And friends, when I say I was coming, that doesn't do it justice. I shot out about 5 of the thickest, ropiest, fullest ejaculations you had ever seen. I literally was coming like Peter North. Do yourself a favor; check out MoneyShot. You will be glad you did.