Some friends and I were sitting around and having some brews the other day. When I get with the guys, there is no telling what we will talk about. Without our wives and girlfriends around, we are free to talk about whatever we want. We'll bring up the girls who we REALLY want to fuck, the drunken mistakes we have made, and most of all: Porn. Like almost any guy who is honest enough to admit it, we love our porn. We love the raunchiest, dirtiest, most hardcore sperm-increasing, depraved, degenerate shit out there. As fun as porn is to watch and beat off to, it is almost equally fun to talk and joke about. On this particular day, we were talking about some of the filthiest whores out there today, working in porn. We talked about Sasha Grey getting gangbanged by fifteen guys, all waiting for their turn, the sperm increasing more and more onto her face. We talked about Kelly Wells and her taking two dicks in her ass, and then licking her shit off of both the cocks. We talked about some of the more obscure, and more sick websites, like Ass Smoothie, where the girls make a smoothie in a blender, and then lie on their backs with a funnel in their ass and pour the concoction right into their assholes, and then stand up, jump around to mix it, and then shit it into a cup, only to down the entire thing. Shit like that is what real guys talk about it, and if you say you don't, you're either not a real guy, or you're a fucking liar.

Eventually, the conversation turned into cumshots. We all admired how these porn guys can make such enormous loads come out, to soak the faces of these beautiful vixens. Somebody remarked about how he wished there was some sperm increasing or semen increasing product that could be taken so that any normal guy could shoot out jizz rockets so far up into the sky that you could nickname him spunknick. Well, that was when another buddy piped in and told us that such a product existed. We instantly shut our mouths and turned to him.

He started telling us about this product called MoneyShot. He told us that it has natural semen and sperm increasing herbs that raise your semen levels in your body and make you able to come twice as much as the normal prick next door. He said it is the very same product many famous porn actors use! We were skeptical, of course, but he told us that he himself has been taking MoneyShot for months now. We didn't believe him and, since we were drunk, we dared him to prove it. He accepted the challenge.

We followed him into the bathroom where he started jerking it. We tried not to look directly at his cock, and it was a little awkward, but sure enough, our buddy finally came, and he literally painted the mirror white. It was unreal. There was so much fucking come that we were speechless. We were also jealous. I went home that night and got online and ordered MoneyShot. Now I come as much or more as my friend, and what is funny is that more than half of us that were there that night now use MoneyShot.

I can't recommend this product enough for anyone who has ever wondered what it was like to bust a nut so huge that you can slip in it. Go check out MoneyShot online and see for yourself just how awesome this product is. I gotta take off. I'm going to create some modern art using my girlfriends back as a canvas.