The straight facts on erections:

Most of us know what erections are, especially if we're male. For those who aren't aware, an erection is the name for when the male sex organ, the penis, becomes filled with blood and therefore becomes bigger, harder, and longer. An erection usually occurs when a man is thinking about a woman and he becomes excited. This excitement tells his brain to tell his body to shoot blood on down to the penis, but a man can have an erection any time, even for no reason. Sometimes the blood just flows there unasked for.

We have had erections since we were little children, sitting in the bathtub. We didn't know what they were, or why they felt good, or why that little thing between our legs just got a lot bigger, but we definitely grew up with them. Basically, all that has changed between then and now is that you have a longer erection, and you actually know what to do with it this time around. Or at least let's hope you do. Erections have many funny and interesting nicknames, such as boners, hard-ons, popping wood, pitching a tent (because an erection inside your pants will push your pants up and resemble a tent pole holding up a tent), sporting wood, a stiffie, and so forth. Morning wood is the common nickname for having an erection first thing in the morning when you wake up. I know I often wake up to morning wood, and the only viable solution is to whack off until I come. Either that or wait for the morning wood to go down.

Some men will have a longer erection than some other men. The average length of an erection is about six inches. Naturally, there are much bigger and much smaller ones. Most people will say that black males usually have larger penises, and say that if a white woman has sex with them, she will never go back to having sex with white men. White men are said to have varying penis sizes, with italians usually having the largest penises among white people, and the Irish having the shortest and skinniest. Sometimes an Irishman will have a longer erection than other kinds of people, but most of the time, height and hand size play a role in penis size. Among all the races, however, it is believed that asian men are the least well-endowed among everybody, with their normal erect penis sizes hovering around the three to four inch median.

Naturally, it is plain to see why some men want to have a longer erection. There are medical procedures called 'penis enlargements' where they stretch the penile tissue and use surgery to make your penis longer. Unfortunately, even after all these years this procedure is still considered unsafe and you run the risk of permanently disfiguring your penis. Instead of having a little dick, you'll have a little dick that is bent at a ninety degree angle. The girls will call you Perry Scope. There are also pills on the market now that promise to give you a fuller, longer erection, but if you look at the disclaimers and fine print, you realize that they don't actually promise an increase in size. Also, any kind of benefit from the pills immediately goes away once you stop taking them. There are also penis pumps, which are very dangerous and should never be used. They also do not work whatsoever in any way.

Some men are ok with their penis size but want to increase the amount of come that they ejaculate. Fortunately, these pills exist and actually work. MoneyShot is a , which essentially means that it is a supplement that increases your semen production so that every time you ejaculate, you shower the place with a tsunami-like explosion of come.